Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Breaking Immigration News!

Renowned Chinese national Tai Shan’s visa has been extended for another two years. Ordinarily, being born in the United States would have qualified Tai Shan for U.S. citizenship. Unfortunately, as both his parents are Chinese nationals residing in America under a diplomatic agreement, he is considered a Chinese national himself and thus must face at least two more years of incarceration in a federal holding facility until his long-term fate is decided.

Tai Shan is a giant panda cub, currently residing at the National Zoo in Washington, D.C.

There is no word from PETA regarding any protest of Tai Shan’s continued imprisonment. However, in related news, the Republican Party vows to stem the influx into the U.S. of immigrants whose presence pose an unfair burden on taxpayers.

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