[Insert USC Mascot Joke Here]

A little over a month ago, I posted over at Inactivist a piece entitled "Introducing Our New NCAA Approved Mascot, ... the Central State Condom!" It read as follows:

Herewith, one wit's list of the Worst NCAA Division I College Mascots, complete with pictures. (And check out the three Honorable Mentions at the end, too. Go Dartmouth!)

Alas, it's only a matter of time before the whole college mascot tradition dies a slow, painful and politically correct death. For example, American Indian mascots of any sort are now verboten as far as that steaming pile of faux-rectitude, the NCAA is concerned. My bet is they'll go all PETA and come after animal mascots next, at which point all that will be left to pick from will be Dead White Guys (always dicey) and politically correct inanimate objects.

Proving once again that life imitates art, I give you: