Woe Unto Thee, Ye Scribes and Pharasees!

What with Buddy the donkey having made his appearance in a Dallas, Texas courtroom the other day, I guess I should have expected that He who rode an ass into Jerusalem might make a similar visit to the Dallas - Fort Worth Metroplex. Only in our updated story, the man claiming to be God to both a bank teller and a police officer drove a truck in place of a donkey and rather than driving the moneylenders out of the Temple, he (He?) relieved the same of an undisclosed amount of cash from a Fort Worth bank.

He was subsequently located some eight hours later when residents of a private home he was apparently trying to enter called the police. (So much for "Knock and the door shall be opened to you.") During arrest, the man (miraculously?) broke a pair of handcuffs but was eventually subdued by the Sanhedrin police and taken for psychiatric examination to a hospital. The man's truck has since been located but the money has not yet been recovered.