Saturday, May 17, 2008

Forget Money, Guns and Lawyers; Send Credit Cards, XBox and Hookers!

And speaking of promising political careers, I give you 13 year old Ralph Hardy who ordered a duplicate credit card on his father's account and used it for a $30,000 spree with friends that ended in a Texas hotel room with $1,000 hookers playing Halo on XBox.

What separates Ralph and his friends from your run-of-the-mill juvenile thieves, you ask? When the prostitutes balked because he and his friends seemed so young, they told the women they were "people of restricted growth" and that refusing them would be illegal discrimination against the disabled!

I am in awe.

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